Best quote of the week….
“I find these sorts of polls hindering to my career. I’m an actress, not a sex object, and should be treated as such.” — Scarlett Johansson annoyed at being voted world’s most beautiful woman.
Other funny quotes :
” I recently found out that almost all our imports come from outside of our country” – George. W. Bush Jr.
“I’m honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein.” (Bush in Washington, D.C., May 25, 2004)
“You never know what your history is going to be like until long after you’re gone.” (Bush in Washington, D.C., May 5, 2006)
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, “Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here?
– Billy Connoly
“And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.”
– David Coleman
“He is accelerating all the time. That last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before in 62.”
– David Coleman
“The Republic-of-China – back in the Olympic Games for the first time.”
– David Coleman
“That’s the fastest time ever run – but it’s not as fast as the world record.”
– David Coleman
“And Britain defeats the rest of the world to pick up the bronze medal.”
– Unknown
One of my movies was called “True Lies.” It’s what the Democrats should have called their convention.
– Arnold Schwarzenegger
“Today, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I’m telling you, this guy is presidential material.”
– Dave Letterman
“Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.”
– Ronald Reagan
“A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.”
– H. L. Mencken
“My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.”
– Peter De Vries
